During last night’s Yankee game Michael Kay said: “The Red Sox can now feel the hot breath of the Yankees upon their neck.”
While I know Michael’s heart was in the right place, and I do share in his excitement over the Yankee’s play, that sounds like something out of poorly written erotica novel. Which brings up an interesting question: what do you think it’s like to hang out with Kay socially? Does he ever drop the facade? Or is that how he is all the time? Does he make the some awkward jokes that he makes with O’Neill, Flaherty, Girardi, etc? Can he utter the phrase “see ya” normally? (“Take it easy, Mike” “SEE YA!”) I have a lot of questions.